American Idol Auditions

Were held this past weekend at my local mall. I thought something looked out of place when I saw hundreds of people lined up outside and the faint sounds of screeching their songs could be heard from the parking lot. I went in, made my purchases, heard two girls singing and then was headed back to my car. I thought about standing in line. For I have a lovely singing voice (snicker- my cat tries to bite me when I sing), but alas, the pains of hunger won out over the pangs of stardom. Instead I decided to eat a Panera sandwich and call it a day.

Maybe next year. . . or not.